About Tropical Smoothie Café

Airbrushed t-shirts aren't a fashion statement, they're a way of life.

Why put a message in a bottle? If you're on a deserted island, you're already set.

Tip: Jellyfish are NOT good with Peanut Butter. (You don't try that more than once.)

The sunset will always be better than anything on TV. (Yes, even J.J. Abrams' shows.)

Next time at airport security, start a conga line. If your shoes are off, you may as well enjoy it.

Sunblock smells like the beach. Perfume smells like a department store. Advantage, sunblock!

If palm trees can't live there, neither should you. That's the only real estate advice you'll ever need.

SPF stands for Smoothie Prediction Factor. 15 should be your minimum in summer months.

Coconuts are nature's combo meal-food, a drink and (if you bowl with it first) a toy.

If a wave crashes and nobody is around to hear it except for you, you picked the right beach.

Hammocks are terrible for working in. Which is why they're perfect.

Any horizontal barrier is a limbo tournament waiting to happen.

The three "R's" have nothing on the three "S's:" Sand, Sun and Smoothies!

It's impossible to wake up on the wrong side of the bed in a hammock.

Dueling Banjos is great, but Dueling Ukuleles wouldn't work. Ukuleles won't duel. They're pacifists.

#1 guide to quality of life-pairs of sunglasses owned. Under 1/2-dozen? Hit the mall, then a beach.

Best thing about grass skirts? Picnicking without fear of grass stains.

If it can't be played on a ukulele, it shouldn't be played at all.

No party is too fancy for tiki torches.