Jamaican Jerk Chicken Bowl™
Chicken, Low-Fat Mozzarella, Southwestern Rice with Corn, Black Beans & Asparagus, Onions, Jamaican Jerk Sauce on a bed of fresh lettuce
Paradise Point Smoothie™
Strawberries, Banana & Pineapple
Sunblock smells like the beach. Perfume smells like a department store. Advantage, sunblock!
Tip: Jellyfish are NOT good with Peanut Butter. (You don't try that more than once.)
If a wave crashes and nobody is around to hear it except for you, you picked the right beach.
Coconuts are nature's combo meal-food, a drink and (if you bowl with it first) a toy.
If it can't be played on a ukulele, it shouldn't be played at all.
Hammocks are terrible for working in. Which is why they're perfect.
Any horizontal barrier is a limbo tournament waiting to happen.
Best thing about grass skirts? Picnicking without fear of grass stains.
If palm trees can't live there, neither should you. That's the only real estate advice you'll ever need.
#1 guide to quality of life-pairs of sunglasses owned. Under 1/2-dozen? Hit the mall, then a beach.
The sunset will always be better than anything on TV. (Yes, even J.J. Abrams' shows.)
Next time at airport security, start a conga line. If your shoes are off, you may as well enjoy it.
The three "R's" have nothing on the three "S's:" Sand, Sun and Smoothies!
No party is too fancy for tiki torches.
It's impossible to wake up on the wrong side of the bed in a hammock.
Airbrushed t-shirts aren't a fashion statement, they're a way of life.
Dueling Banjos is great, but Dueling Ukuleles wouldn't work. Ukuleles won't duel. They're pacifists.
SPF stands for Smoothie Prediction Factor. 15 should be your minimum in summer months.
Why put a message in a bottle? If you're on a deserted island, you're already set.
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