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The three "R's" have nothing on the three "S's:" Sand, Sun and Smoothies!

The sunset will always be better than anything on TV. (Yes, even J.J. Abrams' shows.)

It's impossible to wake up on the wrong side of the bed in a hammock.

Best thing about grass skirts? Picnicking without fear of grass stains.

No party is too fancy for tiki torches.

Why put a message in a bottle? If you're on a deserted island, you're already set.

Any horizontal barrier is a limbo tournament waiting to happen.

If a wave crashes and nobody is around to hear it except for you, you picked the right beach.

#1 guide to quality of life-pairs of sunglasses owned. Under 1/2-dozen? Hit the mall, then a beach.

Dueling Banjos is great, but Dueling Ukuleles wouldn't work. Ukuleles won't duel. They're pacifists.

If it can't be played on a ukulele, it shouldn't be played at all.

If palm trees can't live there, neither should you. That's the only real estate advice you'll ever need.

Coconuts are nature's combo meal-food, a drink and (if you bowl with it first) a toy.

Sunblock smells like the beach. Perfume smells like a department store. Advantage, sunblock!

Next time at airport security, start a conga line. If your shoes are off, you may as well enjoy it.

Airbrushed t-shirts aren't a fashion statement, they're a way of life.

Hammocks are terrible for working in. Which is why they're perfect.

Tip: Jellyfish are NOT good with Peanut Butter. (You don't try that more than once.)

SPF stands for Smoothie Prediction Factor. 15 should be your minimum in summer months.